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o’reilly shocked black people are civil

also shocked they don’t love watermelon

Earlier this week Bill O’Reilly & Al Sharpton went out for lunch. Sharpton appears frequently on The O’Reilly Factor and ORLY decided to show his appreciation by treating him to a meal. The Reverend picked Sylvia’s, the famous soul food spot in Harlem. Apparently Bill was shocked that black people don’t swing from trees while they eat their dinner.

All the people up there are tremendously respectful. They all watch The Factor. […]

There wasn’t one person in Sylvia’s who was screaming, ‘M-Fer, I want more iced tea.’ It was like going into an Italian restaurant in an all-white suburb in the sense of people were sitting there, and they were ordering and having fun. And there wasn’t any kind of craziness at all.

Bill should probably get out more.


About Justin Jacoby Smith

I’m Justin Jacoby Smith. Some people call me “hoosteen.” I live just outside Washington, DC. I like punk rock & country songs. I’m a data monkey. I Occupy DC, because a better world is possible. I’m a cohost & contributor for Voices of the 99%. I’ve served on the editorial board of the DC Mic Check. I briefly developed digital strategy for The Parley. I write poems. Sometimes I get published. Dig it.

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